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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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japanese shaved ice

the world renowned tasty treat that is commonly grouped together with the far inferior “snow cone” but is quite different and should be know by its merit not its similarities to the american treat
yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road

oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq

ight ight
by bruhhhhhmoment July 22, 2019
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shaving sinks

Shaving sinks is a future term or slang name for the soldiers all over the world, who are suffering from war stress disorder also known as scooting around in the skatepark, or flatearth scientists, you know.
Nice that our skatepark has toilets, I ts nice to take a shit in the sk8park sometimes, but not today because i saw,,,,, shaving sinks with supreme razor
by fuck dishes November 2, 2017
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iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.
Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them
Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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shave and crave

when you want to Netflix and chill but you only have Cravetv

Casual sex
Hey gurl, whatchu doin tonight? wanna Shave and Crave? ;)
by Qbaybay June 15, 2018
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Re-shave

The action of going back to the bathroom for a razor, even though you just shaved. Because you missed a bit.
Dammit, I gotta go re-shave. I missed this one hair on my Adam's apple...
by Locus0mega March 29, 2011
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