seriouser

A better way of saying more serious, as its shorter and definitely much easier to say. It also saves room on tweets.

And then to make the situation even seriouser...

by Sazily May 2, 2009

Sergiophobia

Sergiophobia is a phobia of big fat dicks and of men named Sergiu

I have sergiophobia because my father has a big cock

by Serga Serga S. January 5, 2023

sergian scale

Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.

Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.

Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...

by mister ti June 6, 2005

serious coin

Money. Safe bet. Expensive. Pricey (but worth it).

That (expensive, high-quality item/thing you want) is serious coin.

-Candice is outta my league, man.

-I know, dude. She is sooo money.

-Right? Serious coin.

by cannedhiss October 20, 2011

fo serious

1.seriously or aquainted with a question to show truth and seriousness.

2.sure seriously

Danien:U fo serious u lost yo cd?
boniqua:yea im fo sho i dont know where it is.
Damien:mane you fo serious!


2.
sandy: Im fo serious i want u out of my hizouse!!!

by Debra November 22, 2003

April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009

Why So Serious?

When you climax on a girls face and rub your penis across her lips and cheeks in the shape of a smile. The lipstick and the sperm should mix together forming a joker like appearance. After this you take a look at your makeup art and ask her the question "Why So Serious?"

I was having sex with a girl last night. I finished her off with a Why So Serious?

by Preal January 19, 2009