scadalackin

The act of laying in bed diagonally (on purpose) so that your parter cannot lay in the bed also, also known as being a jerk.

"Honey move ur big ass over! Theres NO scadalackin tonight!"

by nett nett April 4, 2010

Skandal

A speacialized pair of sandals that is superior to all other sandals. Skandals are generally used for skateboarding, but can also be used for daily activities.

Dude I just busted out my new skandals on the board walk.

by Skeezer Mcgeezer September 25, 2010

sandalnet

sandalnet is the terrorist network tinfoil hat version of sneakernet.

Osama Bin Laden didn't want to have an internet connection in his house so he sent his courier to send and retrieve emails to/from a USB flash drive at internet cafes. Osama prefered high-bandwidth, high-latency sandalnet.

by dickglue June 8, 2011

scrandall

the proper version of a scrandy

to use on elderly persons

well look at that scrandall over there drinking that young prune juice.

by little schanrf August 23, 2011

Scandanglomerican

An American who is of Anglo and Scandinavian descent.

Bruce: My father was of English and Scots-Irish ancestry, my mother was Norwegian and Swedish. I guess that would make me a Scandanglomerican.

Linda: Don't talk so fancy. You're from Wisconsin. You're just another stinking Cheesehead.

by GBofWI July 3, 2012

sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

shower public shower public sandals pubes gross sandal surfing

by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016