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Swasquatch

A smelly person who smells like a combination of sweat and ass and resembles the appears of a sasquatch.
That fella Harry over there, he's a swasquatch.
by BigTIE March 5, 2026
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dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008
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Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.
I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.
by DerpingRad May 14, 2011
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Sasqrotch

A person with a vast amount of pubic hair. Limited trimming or sculpting of hair in pubic region. May have strong odor and extremly hairy. Male or Female with little to no maintenance of hair on crotch. Female may also be referred to as a Snatchqrotch or Snatchquach
I was with this girl who never bothered shaving, she is a Sasqrotch.
by Laine Danger September 10, 2012
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saskatchwan pizza

When a fat chick queefs blood onto a donut then scraps her smagma and crusted jiz off her thighs on to said donut and let's it harden.
Sharyl gave me a saskatchwan pizza yesterday, best Canadian delicacy I've had.
by Ike wasoski July 12, 2016
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saskatchewan streak

The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.
Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak
by Doggy dogshit November 22, 2016
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sexquatch

When a man is having sex with a girls whose vagina is so hairy his dick gets tangled up in it.
Dude. If you fuck Heather be careful . You’ll get your dick caught in that sexquatch beaver.
by Tool man December 14, 2017
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