A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 November 16, 2017
by A cockmongler September 04, 2016
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
by Broome123 May 16, 2016
The female equivalent to a Kyle.
If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.
by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 04, 2020
Sam is a wannabe cowboy.
by I’m not dan April 22, 2019
Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)
Sam is a sam
by Bananananannananannanaa February 06, 2018
They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.
“Woah, Sam just stole my girl”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”
by That one boss ass lesbian March 31, 2018