Royal Poutine

A Burger King poutine made with onion rings instead of french fries

This Angry Royal Poutine is the best thing I've ever eaten... ever.

by Dr Fraiser Crane December 17, 2011

royal flush

While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.

She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.

by bobbyj August 10, 2006

the royal we

A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."

by Darren C January 3, 2008

The Royal Wedding

The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.

British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?

by Fighting Fit May 14, 2011

royal trucks

a sick,sick joke they dont last
get the krux downlows they rule (i have neon pink)

eric koston is only fooling himself...

by A.J.M. December 24, 2003

Royal Randy

Prior to having anal sex, a dude fills the toilet with a large coiler. He then proceeds to start ramming his lady in the ass, at the moment he is about to bust a nut, he stuffs her head into the shit filled bowl and flushes it. swirl blumpy slumpy blumpy

Last night I wanted to show this chick how much I liked her, so before we fucked, I dropped off some huge mounds of shit in the toilet and gave her a royal randy!

by nickopa January 25, 2010

Cabora Royale

1. Being the ultimate cobra
2. being one of amusing and hilarious skill at being a fool

You are teh Cabora Royale

by Dr Divad July 22, 2003