hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004

Robert Pattinson

An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.

girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!

boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!

me: get a life both of u

by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010

Robe

Robe is a gorgeous, beautiful, thicc, intelligent and talented female. she makes every girl who passes by jealous and make every guy fall for her. She's also very intelligent and sexy. she a thicc bitch unlike maria. her ass too thicc it doesn't fit in her pants.

maria: DAMN ROBE YOU THICC
Zahra: I wish i was as beautiful as robe
Tristan: I would die for this hoe

by Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg December 4, 2019

Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon

Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward

by Edward Hater December 31, 2009

Robertõ Milko

A famous Alaskan hockey player.

Guy: Bro did you watch the game last night? Robertõ Milko shredded ass!”

by HockeyMaster420 December 28, 2019

dirty roberto

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.

Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto

by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008

Robert De Niro Face

When you take a toke from a joint and you make a really weird face!

Robert De Niro Face

by migget August 6, 2009