Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 May 6, 2018

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008

retarded fuck

GOOGLE.COM

Google.com is an enormous retarded fuck.

by your. real. name. December 24, 2010

retarded bitch

A stupid person.

That woman in the 4 runner in front of us is stopped in the middle of the road, is she a retarded bitch?

by Ishareanonymously June 30, 2016

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

Socially Retarded Person

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

retarded fish frog

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008