Pie Roulette

Pie Roulette: the act of eating the last pie at a 24 hour service station or a particularly dodgy 7/11. Usually said pie has been sitting there for an unknown period of time is a flavour that gets passed over on a regular basis (Veg Curry especially).

It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.

John: Are you really gonna eat that nasty looking pie?
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!

by supanover_ek_sez September 22, 2010

cl roulette

When you're looking for a sex-worker in a new town, you go to CraigsList, click on erotic and call the first person that turns up. A game that is very popular amongst business travellers.

"Dude, I got the hottest chick last night, how about you?"
"Mine had 8 teeth in total, I fucking hate cl roulette!"

by slamminsam6969 November 24, 2010

Breakfast Roulette

That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.

<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"

by herp derpy December 14, 2012

Street Roulette

Basically what you do for street roulette is to walk in a city with streetlights, going only in the direction of the walk light until you reach a place that looks like it would be fun.

For example, let's say you start at Bleecker and Macdougal. Follow the route with the walk sign. This should enable you to go in zig zags and you can end up at Central Park, The Plaza, Grey Dog's Coffee, etc.

I played street roulette for two hours and only ended up at a Starbucks.

by Sloane Wesley December 17, 2012

Rubber Roulette

Taking turns slapping each other in the face with a condom full of semen until the condom bursts.

"Wanna play rubber roulette?"

by Mybearwantsanal April 12, 2013

RDP Roulette

The act of randomly selecting a server from your remote desktop connection list, and causing some sort of service disruption.

"That's the third call in the past hour from people forgetting their passwords.... RDP Roulette time."

by BOFH-MB September 20, 2013

Concert Roulette

Picking a random concert based solely on the band's name and going, without knowing anything about the band.

I played concert roulette last night and ended up at a feminist punk rock band.

by angry_pooper September 5, 2014