ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.
The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.
by Ranch Kid December 19, 2022
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Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t
I’ll just grab this dirty ranch
by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022
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Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.
My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.
by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023
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ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room
" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart
by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023
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ranch dipper

A Country or southern girl who acts ratchet and sleeps around with who ever she can skank When she goes to the bar, she hopes to get double dipped,by two guys she's a ranchdipper
Did you see the girl Lauren on party down south 2? She's a ranch dipper.
by Vincenzo925 August 28, 2015
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ranch dipper

A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.
She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?
by ranchdippin September 23, 2015
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meat ranch

I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.
by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022
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