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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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taco purse

Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.
by CIA Baby July 1, 2024
mugGet the taco pursemug.

Hot Purse

When a man pulls his girlfriend’s pussy lips over his mouth like it’s a cpr mask.
“Bro, last night I gave my lady a hot purse.”
by Peach04 July 31, 2025
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To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.
“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”
by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021
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Arabian Coin Purse

When you put both testicles in a willing participants anus.
Dude I gave my lady an Arabian coin purse last night. She loved it!
by Th3shebear September 15, 2018
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my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.
Watching football on Sundays is my purse.
by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006
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Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch worn over pussy
My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.
by Zaoddball February 2, 2024
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