saki purse

I'm gonna get bits saki purse tonight J. I can smell that sweet tuna on my lips
by feckin December 11, 2015
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Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin
Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?
by S_perma January 12, 2019
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Pursed

The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.
My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.
by Frank Palace June 22, 2022
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 05, 2010
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street purse

A hooker uses her vag to carry valuables on the street so she does not get robbed
She had all her money shoved up her street purse so the niggas couldn't rob her when she was trickin on the corner
by PrncessJamilyn January 17, 2014
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