Pukin the cuke

Jerking off.

I haven't had sex in weeks so I'm going home and pukin the cuke.

by sharkbite86 January 21, 2020

Dragon Puke

Dragon Puke (drag-uhn pyook)

Noun/Verb

Any sort of Generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and/or Dungeons & Dragons.

Named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of Elves,Dwarfs,Men,Orcs,A Wizard, And an Ill conceived plot.

Dude 1: Hey man What Are you doing today?

Dude 2: I just bought Christopher Paolini's Eragon And I'm going to read it! and then I'm going to go play EverQuest.

Dude 1: Dude Don't Read That Dragon Puke!!! If your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
Read LOTR and Play D&D With your Friends!!!!

by Ronin_X64 May 20, 2010

bob and puke

bobbing your head while giving a blow job and puking and keep going even though you just puked all over his penis

marie gave john a bob and puke and kept going

by polish queen April 25, 2011

puke handjob

also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.

I was so fucked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my dick is still on fire.

by jagerbombs123 November 15, 2010

pukis

In spanish, the fucking best.

Esta hierba está de pukis.

This cannabis is pukis.

by chumino September 20, 2010

puking ina

The smell of your mothers vagina expressed in a vulgar way in tagalog

what's that smell? it's your puking ina!

by LesPussyCat November 3, 2013

pukefest

Refers to something obscenely obsequious or pretentious, as in something done to suck up to or show off for someone, especially to the detriment (and at least annoyance) of others. Usually an exclaimation used to sum up one's feelings about a series of events or an experience as a whole.

(Jenny) Can you believe the way Lisa goes up to the professor every day after class to fawn over him?
(Laura) I know, it's disgusting. Pukefest!

by Kitta September 12, 2004