The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
Get the Prison Washmug. "Big Jim told me he's gonna give me a Prison Pounding on Tuesday. Way I see it, it's solitary or anal prolapse now"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"
by Dr. Robert Graves September 29, 2018
Get the Prison Poundingmug. by Fuckthealtleft August 3, 2017
Get the prison steakmug. 1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.
2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
by William Teach February 10, 2020
Get the Prisoner Picklemug. Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
by Pardig September 6, 2021
Get the Prison Dumpmug. When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
Get the prison yankmug. by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020
Get the British Prisonmug.