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Floor Pretzels

a) The most delicious snack food ever. It's especially great for parties! It's very simple to prepare as well. All you need to do is:

1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!

b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms
Bob: Hey these are great! What are they?
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!

(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...
by Rabid Spider Monkey February 15, 2010
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Pretzel

(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!
by Alarick October 1, 2006
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Prez

Incredibly cheap drink that comes in more flavors than even Foodmax could stock at once. A Jones Soda alternative, without the glass and bottle cap.
"Dude, do you know that you can buy 2 liters of Faygo for, like, 50 cents?"
by Prez March 22, 2004
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Prez

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salty pretzels

What dan diaz thought megan knoblichs pussy tasted like he bragged about it and even told his mom, no his mom makes fun of him and gos "daniel.....SALTY PRETZELS!
"PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE GUyS........
by DANDALAQUEAF October 22, 2004
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preissner

A genious engineer. Someone who runs early in the AM a lot.
Yo man, shiiiieet..I got a problem wit dis fusix problem...betta get a Preissner up here
by FreddieK December 12, 2007
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Preing

The happening when you pee a little before or after you pee
I ended ippreing a quarter sized wet spot on my underwear after choking on bong rip...
by Freemario October 4, 2018
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