Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011

Pasta Lung

The feeling of being unable to breathe after consuming a large quantity of pasta.

Christ Mike, did you just eat that entire bowl of pasta? Uggh... ya, pasta lung

by paulodelryano November 13, 2011

pastada

A chili-tossed pasta

Man, the pastada I had for lunch is giving me a fierta

by johnqsack November 4, 2012

Plastanley

Someone who thinks little of women.

'I hate women!'
'You plastanley of a man!'

by Dalekbuster523 December 5, 2012

plasta

Literal Translation: soft mass, lump.
(poop)

El perrito hiso una plasta en el piso.
Translation: The dog made a big, soft lump of poop on the floor.

by WhatsUpToMyCup November 27, 2013

Pasta Face

Going down on a girl while on her period

He looked up at me with a pasta face.

by NailsBakingBandit December 11, 2014