As pissed as a newt

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016

pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.

"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."

by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Pissed Off Video Gamer

An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.

by Clipo June 17, 2020

pissed

Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Brain Freeze Possession

When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.

Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH

Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession

by Dman201811 March 7, 2017