Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009

Pope

A chad

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pope is a chad
But you are a virgin

by Skinnymister February 8, 2021

D. Pope

A faggot who fails mostly everybody in his class. And cant get bitches. He has no hairline and is 87 years old

Boy1 dont listen to him hes a d. pope

by muhballsitch666 May 16, 2019

Pope

the leader of child molesters

did you hear about the new pope
yeah he looks like a creep

by the insomniac0065 March 9, 2022

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2012

To Pope

verb, the action or behaviour used to establish an emotional connection with a minor, and sometimes the child's family, to lower the child's inhibitions with the objective of sexual abuse.

Did you hear about the new guy down the street? He's a poper apparently: he tried to pope Sandra's kids.

by HieriSSebas05 May 12, 2024