Phoner

When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.

"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."

by eke_2010 May 12, 2009

sack-poker

A girl that is so hot that fucking her with just your dick isnt enough so you have to start poking your sack in as well.

Lindsey Lohan is so hot, she's definately a sack-poker. I'd really love to tickle her grundel, too.

by Bryan Cutsinger November 6, 2004

Condom poker

Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms

Mana And Techy are condom pokers

by oKinky November 23, 2009

Pomeranian

A beardless white gay man with beautiful abs. Interests include Aussiebum, HRC, Facebook cover photos of city skylines, Instagram pictures taken mid laugh and/or in front of a mural, Spring Break in Pensacola, FL, consulting, Sunday Funday, shirts that say Sunday Funday, wearing shirts that say Sunday Funday on Sunday Funday, intramural sports .

The Pomeranian is excited to tell his coworkers that he intends on starting the Paleo diet seven weeks prior to his trip to Fire Island.

by FountainColorado March 20, 2017

Panera

A stupid resturant that overcharges their sandwiches and drinks. There is always an hour wait because the lines are to the door. Half the time they screw up your order because their employees can't fucking read. The cashiers are rude and never get your order right. right free Wi-FI isn"t that great cause you can never get connection.

Girl 1: I going to broccli cheedar soup.
Girl 2: That's best soup there.
Girl 1: What I have to wait 30 minutes because you ran out.
Girl 2: That's messed up you should your money back
Girl 1 : They should have a back up Iam never coming to this establishment again
Girl 2: Yeah panera has the worst customer service I've ever seen in my life.
Manager: wait come back here's your refund.
Employee: Their gone you stupid fuck

by Badassslayer October 7, 2007

Spin32 Poker

A poker site which is very fun to play. Playing online poker at Spin32 is fare and honest. Its a great place to learn poker and work your way up to becoming a good player at the poker tables. You can play roulette and black jack also at this great poker room. They also have backgammon tournaments available 24 hours a day

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by Oddman2010 January 9, 2010

toly poker

Scots term for a male of the homosexual persuasion. From toly, meaning faces.

Huv ye heard? Tam's wee brothers jist come oot as a toly poker.

by deeeek May 3, 2015