Un-polar

Un-polar, the oppisite of bi-polar. Someone who is having a good day who is usually having a bad day.

My cat is actually un-polar today. Usually she is bi-polar.

by Scotian Potion May 24, 2009

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Polar bear’d

Fucked

I just Polar bear’d her so hard

by nippleslayer January 19, 2022

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The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.

Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!

by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022

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polar hole

Using a vibrator or dildo after having placed it in the freezer

Betsy totally did a polar hole with her magic wand last night

by BWL23 October 21, 2017

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Polar Bearing

When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone

Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.

by RiccoSuave February 08, 2019

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