Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.

Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"

by viachicago November 8, 2011

Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.

"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"

by Cherrijello February 26, 2009

Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

outta pocket

To say something out of line or saying something beyond extreme.

Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have? (Bitch)
Huh, huh, uh, you ugly as fuck
(You outta pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin' or what? (You outta pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk 'bout?
Talk about us (you outta pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)

by Dapper Pradder January 9, 2023

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021