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Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
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Planet Som

A YouTube channel about Roblox. Makes crappy and informative videos to deliver Roblox news to the community.

And yes, this was written by Planet Som himself, because he knew that nobody else would bother.
“Oh look, isn’t that some Roblox news guy from YouTube?”

“Yeah, he is Planet Som”
by planet som August 27, 2022
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Planet Zortgonia

Home planet of the shapeshifting Zortgonian living on planet Earth, Brandon Dufrene.
Brandon Dufrene is the only Zortgonian and is from the home planet of Planet Zortgonia.
by Zoooted August 29, 2022
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Planet Engineering

Terraforming's more aggressive, hands-on cousin. It's the deliberate, large-scale modification of a planetary body's geology, atmosphere, hydrology, and magnetosphere to achieve a desired state—whether that's making a Mars-like world habitable, cooling a Venusian greenhouse, or even dismantling a gas giant to use its raw materials. Tools include orbital mirrors, genetically engineered extremophile seeding, directed comet impacts, and core-stimulation to reactivate magnetic fields. It's planetary-scale civil engineering with a millennia-long project timeline.
*Example: "The Venusian project is full-on planet engineering. We're crashing ice asteroids into the upper atmosphere to scrub CO2, while floating solar cities mine sulfuric acid and pump out albedo-enhancing aerosols. It's a fixer-upper of cosmic proportions."*
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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