Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

Spicy Pirate

Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole

Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

plug pirate

Someone who is looking to steal your drug dealer for lower prices ..or to gather information for the police.......often using sexaul favors to lock down the bag.

Quit trying to step on my toes you plug pirate ☠

by B1G JÁY November 10, 2020

Jungle Pirate

A highly offensive term used to describe a person of African decent. Jungle meaning a dark skinned person from the jungle and pirate meaning someone who steals. The term was common in the 1940s but didn’t pick back up until the mid 1980s.

That damn Jungle Pirate stole my bike!

by Rambo1782 December 31, 2022

Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"

Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.

by warontara September 19, 2012

Pirate's Gold

Referring to a Female's Vagina

Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?

by lester the molester cocknballs March 15, 2009