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Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.
Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.
by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023
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pepper spray penis

The act of spraying pepper spray on ones genitals to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from the pain that ensues.
Person #1: Man, that's the weirdest fetish I've seen! Person #2: Are you watching pepper spray penis? If yes, then I agree!
by DisCHORDDubstep April 13, 2014
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penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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parise

has amazing pretty sparkly eyes,

She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.
hey look at that girl, her eyes are amazing she must be called parise
by tragedy212 December 17, 2012
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periscoping

The practice of keeping your phone off or in flight mode most of the day to save battery and only turning it on briefly every now and then to check your messages, missed calls, fantasy football points, the football scores etc.

Like a WW2 submarine; coming up periodically to check their position and take on fresh air before going deep to avoid detection.
Jim: "Does Clive know we're headed to the Anchor, I can't hold of him? "
Greg: "He's periscoping so best just message him on Whatsapp to meet us there"
by Banksy1441 December 21, 2017
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penis welt

When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not
Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not
by Wubby April 4, 2019
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Brendon Urie's Penis

gay man with a lobster: hey that is a rly big yellow submarine

fat black man with a mole on his left butt cheek: ya it's like brendon urie's penis!
by idkcpr August 19, 2009
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