Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.

Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.

by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024

Patriotism

Patriotism is when someone is pretty damn into their country

Look at that lad he's the embodiment of patriotism

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

Patriot

An honorable term used by the far right and the Trumper MAGA movement to hide the fact that they are MAGATs. Some also use it because they are ashamed to admit that they are MAGA cons.

John the Trumper on Xitter: I am a patriot who supports the Great Orange leader's tariffs and kidnappings of non citizens for expressing free speech. Abortions, free lunches for poor schoolkids and Medicaid and SNAP welfare for poor people is unpatriotic, let's ban them and Make America Great Again!!🦅🦅🇺🇸

by OwnMagats May 17, 2025

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.

I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese

by The duder dude February 10, 2024

The Patriots

P. Pay
A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed

If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 4, 2019