New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

trans patriot

A subject who has no home their loyalty waffles between homelands to fit their immediate needs.

An individual with no self esteem who's family or public school system permanently ruined the concept of nationality

"ay devil why's that moron have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "oh he's a trans patriot". "oy dos mio, why won't our mexican brethren help us down here?" "they're all collecting benefits in America, trans patriots are a protected class up there..."

by McGraze September 4, 2021

Patriot

An honorable term used by the far right and the Trumper MAGA movement to hide the fact that they are MAGATs. Some also use it because they are ashamed to admit that they are MAGA cons.

John the Trumper on Xitter: I am a patriot who supports the Great Orange leader's tariffs and kidnappings of non citizens for expressing free speech. Abortions, free lunches for poor schoolkids and Medicaid and SNAP welfare for poor people is unpatriotic, let's ban them and Make America Great Again!!🦅🦅🇺🇸

by OwnMagats May 17, 2025

Patriot Fan

Furrys that drink chunky milk.

Bianca is a total patriot fan.

by chocolatekirk February 3, 2019

internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.

Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.

by Skeegan April 23, 2018

Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

by jims gooning May 13, 2025

Patriotizing

When you love your country.

That's very patriotizing of you!!!

by Wuckload wyatt March 13, 2025