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parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...
hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .
by dirtyent2007 November 12, 2010
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Bray Parking

When your girlfriend goes nuts at you in the local shops in front of everyone. (Especially if she is from bray park).
Did you see that crazy bitch, She gave that dude one hell of a bray parking!
by medicine_man December 30, 2010
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Bel Air Parking Garage

A hang out for a lot of kids in Bel Air...well because there really isn't anything else to do in Bel Air. A place where if you get caught parked up top and you are just sitting there, you get in trouble by the town clowns for "trespassing." I love how you can get charged with trespassing in a PUBLIC place.
I went to the Bel Air parking garage today and a town clown yelled at me for trespassing.
by We're bad kids :-) October 28, 2007
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Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.
Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!
by mrwizard June 24, 2013
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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019
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Rockstar Parking

The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.
Dude, good call on leaving early. I can't believe we got Rockstar Parking at the concert!
by rbw0002 September 1, 2015
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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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