pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
by wooooparty June 15, 2010
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Pole pals

Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude
Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
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Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick
Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.
by Darebear305 August 21, 2023
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cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.
-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)
by Chellyobserver October 06, 2018
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Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023
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ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick
Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole
by Half shaft September 27, 2015
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