ploptioks

Options that cause distress and panic. Heavily associated with decisions that cause a mid life crisis at age twenty, mental/nervous break downs, and such panicked texting you misspell the word “options”.

These are my only ploptioks. Please help!

I have too many ploptioks and not enough time!

by Itsyagurrl May 26, 2018

Plopwork

When you poop at the same time every day. Like clockwork but plopwork.

It's plopwork time

by musspinkiepants May 27, 2018

Plopish

Something Overpowered, can be used in any sentence.

I am plopish at fortnite.

by A very clever guy. June 11, 2018

Ploplop

Plethora of pussy on a platter

Dude this party's completely ploplop

by Great Gatsby July 26, 2018

plopcorn

"Exploding" cereal that doesn't "do its thing".

I found a still-sealed bag of Jiffy-Pop among some old stuff that my neighbor gave me from clearing out her attic, but it was so old and dried out that it turned out to be just "plopcorn"... I ground it up and used it for birdseed.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

plopulation

The statistical figure showing the annual number of humans in a given geographical area who "bite the dust".

In the USA, the smoking-related plopulation is over half a million --- as an old article in a late-'80's issue of the Reader's Digest was titled, "the tobacco companies are getting away with murder!"

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Plopsabitche

Une plopsabitche est une meuf giga cool, qui aime les bons copains le bon saucisson et le cul. En clair ? La plopsabitch est une beauf. Elle vient du Nord, plus précisément du Pas de Calais.

Meuf 1: Wow c'est qui celle ci, so much confidence in her eyes!
Meuf 2: C'est Marie Claude, une plopsabitche très populaire à la fac.

by johnnynordiste March 21, 2019