rock-paper-scissors logic

1. A flawed method of reasoning which states that if one thing can beat another, and that second thing can beat another thing, then the first thing can beat the third. In reality there are far too many factors involved for that to be consistantly true. It is ironicly named after the popular game of rock-paper-scissors which is a clear example of how it is faulty.

"Well, Link is powerful enough to defeat Ganon and Ganon was powerful enough to conquer Hyrule, so Link could conquer Hyrule too!" "No way. Stop using rock-paper-scissors logic."

by Zaenos June 24, 2006

Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink

A game in which people under the legal drinking age play in dire situations where they NEED to get drunk quick. Involving a normal game of rock-paper-scissors, where the winner takes a shot of whatever liquor they can get their hands on.

Nicki: Prom is tonight, and the Limo driver wont let us drink on the way there

David: Well lets just hit up some Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink after we take pictures and get in the Limo already shwasted.

Nicki: Chillennahhh

by Tyrone Demery February 1, 2009

paper-whip

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.

Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.

Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.

by Kongfire January 2, 2008

Paper-bag Effect

When a girl is hot from the neck down but is ugly from the neck up.

The paper bag part comes from the stereotype from tv shows or movies when people are ugly and they were paper bags on their heads.

Look at that chick she has the Paper-Bag effect going on.

by SuperMex December 15, 2010

Get Paper

The act of making money.

To obtain physical paper money by some act.

I'm down to set trip to get paper.

I'm broke I need to plan a caper and get paper.

by Edjr31 November 1, 2015

in a paper

It's when you are cramming so much with your research paper that you feel you became one shit!

Dude, let's get wasted tonight!!
I don't think so, I am in a paper since yesterday,

by frankgrs February 2, 2009

paper fetish

To be so erotically or romantically into an anime or game character that you lose any desire for a real human. Called a "paper fetish" because the closest you'll ever get to action with them is fondling a sheet of paper.

The otaku has a paper fetish, because he turned down a date to jack off to pictures of Rei online.

by Rakshasa May 7, 2004