Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

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Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

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pecker haul ~ n.p. f/m The idea of hauling demyeet bitches. Like moths to the flame if necessary; or women? It helps to have a Satania around or a SawWem to ease the burden of adult Justice by Law of Heaven or AavLaw. sawWem GIF joker & usually Wem toss hotdogs.

SawEm and SawWem decided to return to the fold of living heaven when the pecker haul's zero! Rates are very competitive to other planets gents.

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

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pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

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Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

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