Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 25, 2015

Thot Patrol

a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.

Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!

by atomx12 February 22, 2018

Thot Patrol

A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.

Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.

by FrootLuips January 24, 2019

Gock patrol

A whore or man whore.
A thot.

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."

by Ragnir The Bean April 01, 2022

sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people

Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol

by Sodding wanker April 14, 2019

trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country

Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!

by \Isaac cortes/ March 12, 2017