During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
by Mister. Phister March 09, 2022
by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021
by youknow1998 September 05, 2011
Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 09, 2020
A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh
man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)
by noyza June 17, 2020
"I was so tired last night that I actually thought that an episode of friends was funny, I must've been in a spoon state"
by kroizer March 05, 2018
don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.
by Slidekick October 24, 2017