by Middle age Steve June 11, 2010
Get the Old Stevemug. A Zoë old is someone who is really cool like really really cool. They are smart and compassionate. They tend to be really hot as well and their good vibes and energy radiate out towards others. Zoë Olds are pretty much always right. They have a great sense of humour and usually are really funny. They own a wide variety of skills and can be good at many things. This may include Physical activities, schoolwork or even gaming. If you know a Zoë Old then you are very lucky and should value them. Put them above all else because they will be there through it all.
Boy 1: “did you see Zoë Old”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie”
by NobodyKnowsMe123 June 3, 2021
Get the Zoë Oldmug. A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously
The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat
by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021
Get the The Old Wycombiensianmug. Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.
by Nitsirhc July 28, 2005
Get the old navymug. by Anonymous February 13, 2003
Get the old dickmug. A Dell computer that deserves to be taken behind the woodshed and shot, much like the classic dog Old Yeller.
by lullabyofbdwy88 November 12, 2009
Get the Old Dellermug.