Zoë Old

A Zoë old is someone who is really cool like really really cool. They are smart and compassionate. They tend to be really hot as well and their good vibes and energy radiate out towards others. Zoë Olds are pretty much always right. They have a great sense of humour and usually are really funny. They own a wide variety of skills and can be good at many things. This may include Physical activities, schoolwork or even gaming. If you know a Zoë Old then you are very lucky and should value them. Put them above all else because they will be there through it all.

Boy 1: “did you see Zoë Old”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie”

by NobodyKnowsMe123 June 3, 2021

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003

old pal

A grower that smokes you out and/or gives you weed. Usually someone you've known for awhile or became friends through mutuals, a good old pal to have, indeed.

Person: have you tried do-si-do?
Person: ya I got an 'old pal' that gave me some last week!

by AnOldPal July 16, 2020

Old Agoura

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.

"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1

by plus-size albert November 28, 2020

old navy

Because, sometimes, you just CANNOT get enough fleece.

Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.

by Nitsirhc July 28, 2005

old dick

wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it

the chick rides old dick

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Old Deller

A Dell computer that deserves to be taken behind the woodshed and shot, much like the classic dog Old Yeller.

Dude, Old Deller needs to be put out of his misery!

by lullabyofbdwy88 November 12, 2009