national order your girl food day

monday 12th is the day you should order your girl food:)

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 12, 2020

Warning Order

Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.

Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.

Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.

God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!

My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.

by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 29, 2023

Masonic Order

I just watched this video, right?

Hym "About how the Masonic order uses an Order/Chaos paradigm to slowly (Deja Vu) roll back the rights of the citizenry and assume more and more control of the public and it's got me thinking... You guys a fucking lame. I am actively dying. My brainz hurts. And y'all over here like a bunch of lame ass faggots. So trash. Very trash."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino

Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order

by The Crabb November 23, 2020

Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.

I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order

by athenaAcetone May 07, 2024