Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.
by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007
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Get the Busted Couch mug.When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
by Dr. Orpheus July 15, 2009
Get the moving the couch mug.A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.
Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.
by DocJohnson3 April 25, 2012
Get the couch test mug.Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
by D Clem November 1, 2005
Get the fat on the couch mug.A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 24, 2015
Get the Couch Warming mug.A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch
by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011
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