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couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.
Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.
by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007
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Busted Couch

Man, I was so shocked that the chick I hit last night had a Busted Couch! She looked to be clean...
by PDOPR October 8, 2008
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moving the couch

When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
by Dr. Orpheus July 15, 2009
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couch test

A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.
Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.
by DocJohnson3 April 25, 2012
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fat on the couch

Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.

Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.

2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
by D Clem November 1, 2005
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Couch Warming

A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????

Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 24, 2015
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Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch
Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom
by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011
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