Cyber-Obesity

cyber-obesity or C.O. for short, is that pure lazyness of a person having received a forward e-mail saying to send it to 20 people. it results in that forward not being forwarded along.

Randall sent me a forward about being friends forever and it seemed pretty difficult to read, and my cyber-obesity got the best of me, and i deleted it with out passing it on.

by Brandon 21 June 11, 2007

Obedebob

One who is often spotted in the vicinity of cheese, dohnuts or Tim. Often noted to make extremely high pitched and obnoxious noises.

dude 1: That kids totally pulling an Obedebob today.

dude 2: Holy fuck, I know we better go stomp on his dohnut, then make him eat it.

dude 1: Yeah! No, let's eat cheeseburgers...

by Herblando Albatrix March 2, 2004

obise

Another word for obese except used as in and insult for someone who is over weight noticeable

Bro he is so fat he’s not just obese he is obise

by Mdenny10 May 1, 2018

Obesessed

the addiction to fat people

Man you need to stop it with the Friday night porking, your becoming Obesessed.

by Savagekid June 14, 2011

obesogen

A word somebody from the Internet made up as an excuse for why fat people get fat.

"I'm not fat because of my diet, it's them obesogens."

by madewonka August 19, 2013

Obetes

The mix of the words Obese and Diabetes.

Are you obetes?

by awkxxx October 6, 2016

obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018