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NASCAR and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but for rednecks on Sundays. It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with NASCAR in the background.
Woman: What ya wanna do after church?
Man: NASCAR and chill.

(Note: Use of this phrase is not a guarantee of sexual activity or satisfaction. Sometimes it can just mean the man wants to be left alone to watch NASCAR. )
by Daver Dave June 8, 2016
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NASCAR Dick

When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.
The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick
by Picax8398 February 20, 2018
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Nescafe bean shaker

British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)
You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"
by Clintos May 25, 2007
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nubcake

Nubcake
its a misspell of the word Noob combined with cake
its only used for complete noobyness

the true Definition
Simon
nubcake is commonly used by leet gamers and nubcakes
1337 N008:Hey u nubcake
Me: Me a Nubcake? lets go duel and see who is a nubcake, Nubcake

2 seconds later

Me:*counting my booty*thats right nubcake
2 hours later
1337 n008:HEY NUBCAKE
Me:not again
by The penis rapist August 19, 2009
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Nuccah

A fat ass nucca tried to hang himself from a nuccah only for the nuccahs branch to break and him to fall 40 ft onto his car.
by Wigger. July 9, 2003
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NASCAR

"That is one nascar!"
by PFRSTA December 4, 2012
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nutcase

a person that is mixed with arabian and brazilian. they are commonly referred to as a heart haxor.
1. you are a fucking nutcase!
by :o) November 9, 2004
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