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Maximilian Novakowski

A very special human being from the country of Poland, even though, this person is physically incapable of locating the country of Poland on a map. These people have also a very good skill in learning languages as they can usually only swear in polish, speak like an illiterate in english and cannot put a complete sentence in spanish even though they have been learning it for five years. They like mocking people called "Rodwin" that they have 2 fathers, even though, they have been repeating this joke for well over a century. They also like very white women with big booties.
Maximilian Novakowski, Is Russia a continent? Max : Yes, it is right next to the USSR.
by SmartBois May 26, 2021
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terra nova

Evil tests middle school children are forced to take because of the government in IL.
Man, those Terra Nova tests were whack shit, yo!
by rae February 18, 2004
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Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.
Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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terra nova

A very silly school with a bunch of retarded people who think they are not retarded but act retarded, proving themselves wrong in the process.
Dah! You go to Terra Nova?!?!
by rchow October 1, 2003
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Nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.
That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!
by mika July 16, 2004
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Nova Scotia

When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.
"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."
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A Nova

A Very rare , Small group of men :A man who is caring,loving,charming and that can sweep a women off her feet . Without any games or trying to get into her pants but who is truly an old fashioned man at heart . Who does what he must to make a women happy and truly loves any women he comes acrossed .He has been hurt many times before because he is a nova , He was tought by his mother how to truly treat a women .Well dressed , Good Manners and loved by older women .
Girl:Omg!I think im in Love with Robbie.
Friend: Seriously? He seems Like every other guy.
Girl: No ,He's Not , He's Nova ,A Nova!
Friend: Nova, A Nova ? OoH Shit , better get your hubby then .
by LolaLove January 20, 2009
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