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Potter Noob

(Noun)
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.

Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic
Person 1: I read Chapter 13 of the Chamber of Secrets and it was amazing! Don't you love the part how Harry learned about Hagrid's past?
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.
by UnicornErised43 September 18, 2011
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noob trap

An unfamiliar game mechanic or other rule that new players will misunderstand, resulting in an undesired outcome for the noob.
Noob trap ex 1:
Mark specced all his skill points into fire damage spells, but little did he know all enemies in the game have 99% fire resistance.

ex 2:
Mark purchased the newly advertised $10 dollar mount from the cash shop, only to find that the next quest he did had a quest reward of the same mount he bought.

ex 3:
Mark attacked the cuccoo in kakariko village one too many times, because he thought it was cute the way the cuccoo ran away. Then the rest of the cuccoos came...
by LOVE-INJECTION October 1, 2018
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noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
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fortnite noob

A person who doesn’t know how to play the simple game Fortnite and decides to brag as soon as they receive a win. These people often freak out when they hear shooting around them and claim that the enemy is hacking if they don’t get the kill. Fortnite noobs can be bush campers,players who hide in trees ,and just a person who corners themselves in a room to hide from opponents.
Hey did you hear Andrew has only one Fortnite win and he’s gloating about it, what a Fortnite noob.
by G4laxyINVAD3R May 11, 2018
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Scrub Noob

This term is straight from the video game world. More often then naught we run into the occasional "Scrub" (A bad player who has little to no common sense, but at the least knows what to do) or the "Noob" (A player who is new to the game, has no idea of what to do and is just overall shitty at the game)... However, beware the "Scrub Noob" this player not only sucks at the game but manages to make you want to quit life do to the pure stupidity of their actions. A Scrub Noob has ABSOLUTELY no common sense, and happen to defy all logic in their movements and thinking.
Experienced Player: "What is this guy doing!?" "He just keeps..he keeps on..." "God I can't even explain it!" "It makes no sense!" "This guy makes me want to quit life, what a Scrub Noob"
by aflix January 19, 2010
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noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.
Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.
by thousandguy June 18, 2022
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FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.
by FakePriest August 24, 2010
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