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Noah

An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
“Yo, that man just screwed that child”
“An average Noah activity, what else did you expect? ”
by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
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One who is mixed, voice sounds slightly gay, and they simp... big time. Although there is one person in their heart, and his name is troll face
Noah is mega gay.
by konner28 August 13, 2021
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Noahs really nice, he/she is super kind to all people but if you wake them up its a diferent story. Noah has lots of friends and is very smart. And he/she considers all of his/her friends family
Noah: Hi! I'm Noah! Are you the New girl?
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that

NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.

THE END
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A Noah is when a male performs oral sex on another male, while being taken up the arse by another male, while giving hand jobs to two other males and stimulating another man's penis with his foot.

In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
I got Noahed really hard last night
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
by Lewieeeeeie November 7, 2008
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Actually the love of my life
Is best boy of the century
Probably has a part time job as a soft e-boy
Has a part time job as a jock
Has a full time job as the cutest and most wholesome person in the world 💖💖
"I love you, Noah!!!!"
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by Dick Jones August 17, 2019
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A very mean person who is usually a douche or "meanie" as called by many people (josh) who are just joshing around.
Girl 1: Did you just break up with your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, He's such a Noah
by PinkDwagon December 20, 2017
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