Vick Hand

A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.

Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).

by AB Campbell January 2, 2009

mannequin hands

Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin

Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her

by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014

Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand

I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.

by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010

Hand romance

The act of masterbation

Alone with once's right hand for company, add a dimmer switch for some ambiance and its time for some hand romance.

by LeBeast November 11, 2009

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 3, 2013

Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.

“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”

by Minnexx January 31, 2020

Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 5, 2017