hobo creampie

To deficate into a persons vaginal canal whilst being homeless
Shia LaBeouf hobo creampied Megan on the set of Transformers
by Wa5 EYM November 19, 2019
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Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 03, 2020
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cuddle hobo

This is a term that has arisen in D&D / TTRPG circles where the players just want to adopt everything. It's a bit of a juxtaposition and play off the term "murder hobo" for the players who want to kill everything.
My players have now adopted a displacer cat, three wolves and an owl bear. They are real cuddle hobos.
by Ed DM March 07, 2022
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hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
by emthecoed May 02, 2010
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Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.
Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.
by Krystal the Magnificent February 19, 2009
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Hobo Ho

A woman who always is asking for favors or money and lives off of the wealth and favors of others.
That girl is always demanding money or gifts. She is a Hobo Ho.
by Rezzilient January 02, 2023
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