jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017

a belly nipple

An outie belly button

You can see through that guy's shirt, he has a belly nipple.

by Jiminy Biply Bobert April 14, 2016

nipple mountains

Nipple Mountains are referred to boobs or breast ether for men or women.

Rachel has gigantic nipple mountains

by Aussiemate123 July 13, 2016

Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 May 30, 2016

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023

Finger Nipples

This is not your ordinary nipple. The nipple is long and skinny resembling a finger. These nipples are usually on fine-ass women with fat asses. You can measure the nipple by putting it between the beginning of two fingers on one hand. The nipple must stick out past the width of the fingers to be considered a finger nipple. These nipples are perfect for sucking on or even jacking off. Legend has it, that two babies can be breastfed on one breast at the same time if it's a true finger nipple.

Yo, I just banged Aubrey, you won't believe this, but her finger nipples were hard af and pierced through her shirt!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 8, 2022