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The Nintendo Switch

An amazing invention but im stuck with the wii & the DS lite & almost EVERYONE I KNOW literally has a switch but back to the switch it has AMAZING games period.
I say to mom " MOM IM STUCK WITH THE WII & DS FOR MY B-DAY COULD YOU PLS GET ME THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?" Mom: "ugh we'll think about it." Me: "UGH! BUT IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING INVENTION!"
by rainbowJFS March 1, 2021
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The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
by PORNBOT May 12, 2010
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Club Nintendo

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011
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No Nintendo for a Month

An expression used by people who have owned a Nintendo 64 in their youth and understand the importance it played in their life. It is used in situations for the receiver of a conversation to assume the worst consequence that the speaker went through.
Literal::
1: I once threw a bucket of paint at my mom.
2: What she do?
1: No Nintendo for a month.

Other:
1: My wife walked in on me with a half naked chick.
2: Really? Did she kick your ass?
1: No Nintendo for a month.
by MasterofEcru October 11, 2011
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SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy

A crazed almost violent fanboy that needs to bring down other fanboys systems to boost there confidence.

If encountered avoid at all costs.

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"Halo is the only good game on xbox wow nintendo they never repeat ideas"(one thousand mario games later)

"Sony is stupid they just get money kuz there system has a dvd player"

"MARIO IZ TEH ROXORZ LOLOL"

"METROID PRIME HAS SO MUCH BETTER MULTIPLAYER THEN HALO 2 BECAUSE HALO 2 IS MADE BY MICROSOFT AND IT MAY POLUTE MY BRAINS"

"THE SHIG IS MY GOD"

this is an example of a sega/nintendo Fanboy
by Sean T November 15, 2005
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The New Nintendo Kennel Club

A gay, unwanted website administrated by a girl named Sara. Most people there fail at life, and unfortunately, have bad problems. They're all addicted to dogs and puppies and argue over who is the most popular and who is immature or not. It is over-populated with teenager girls and the odd man or rapist. In other words, it's the poop stain in your underpants.
Guy 1: I go to the New Nintendo Kennel Club !
Guy 2: I used to before I got raped...
by Mitchgasssm March 19, 2009
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reset the nintendo

Usually used after a failed attempt at something. The act of recalibrating and and trying again.
"Wow that was a pretty big fail. I think I need to reset the nintendo and try again."
by jobringer June 5, 2009
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