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Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013
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Charlie nap

When you have nothing to look forward to during the day, take a Charlie nap to pass the time away.
2:00PM - I have nothing to do until my girlfriend gets off work...I'll take a Charlie nap!

5:00PM - Very refreshing!
by Pebbles485 January 24, 2010
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party nap

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.
(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!
by dudeface126 August 7, 2009
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Oil Nap

To consume enough hash oil to become very sleepy and have to find the closest, softest thing.
Moz: "I'll be over in a few hours, just gunna have a oil nap"
Andy: "We do those oil naps"
by dm8828 December 18, 2010
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Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people
Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap
by WillCComedy June 5, 2022
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
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