mortagious

An outrageous mole on a rampage digging holes in anger trying to get the female specious to touch his little pecker. 80%. Likes to suck on tampons to quit smoking.

MOLE MAN, Mortagious

by george123456789101112131415181 May 13, 2009

mortage

Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.

Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"

by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010

mortar hot

u r drop dead sexy n will cause instant death

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.

by chico78225 January 15, 2011

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

mortard

A word that is in use for when you can't cuss and your at school a word me and my bf made up a word I'll never forget

Your such a mortard

by kyleeluvsu January 31, 2015

Mortannear

the date on which a death took place in a previous year. Pronunciation: More- tan- your

Today we will observe the mortannear of Bob's death.

by masterofthedictionary June 2, 2015

mortalised

To make mortal.

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.

by Hector67 June 15, 2016