Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.

F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004

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Did you see that girl Murphy? She's so sweet!

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Brittany Murphy

a woman who who looks like she smells like a smelly old lady eating prune

by concern citizen August 22, 2003

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murphy's law

The ultimate truth, what it all comes down to. Pessimistic (Albeit true) laws of the outcome of things in the universe.

If something can go wrong, it will.

by AvengerXP September 4, 2003

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Otherwise known as 'sequelitis'. A general malady where any actor who reprises a character in more than one movie (that is, for example, is compelled to do, say, The Nutty Professor IV: Buddy Love Vs the Hamster) is doomed to repeat that character in other movies.

It is murphy's law in action: the movie The Haunted Mansion. (Other actors suffering from murphy's law is Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger. Of course, Arnie may have inadvertedly found the cure for ML)

by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

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