vagina mustache

A sexy vaginal surprise, that gvies new meaning to the term mustace ride...

My lady´s sporting a new vagina mustache. I almost got rug burn on my taint.

by Vagenious November 30, 2013

Mississippi Mustache

A Mississippi mustache is a maneuver that takes a level of skill and preparation as well as opportunity. When your friend is passed out drunk insert your finger into their anus. Pull your finger out and smear the anal debris onto their upper lip. After you've completed these simple steps shave off your pubic hair and gently apply them onto your friend's lip utilizing the fecal matter as an adhesive.

NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.

Mark: "Tyler got drunk the other night and passed out on my couch."
Jeff: "Yea?"
Mark: "Yea. I totally gave him a Mississippi mustache."
Jeff: "Choice."

by mudblood666 January 18, 2016

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009

serial killer mustache

A mustache from the 1970's to the 1980's.

My uncle had serial killer mustache, maybe that's why he went to jail.

by plokimjunhybgtvfrcdefswzaq December 8, 2017

mustache massage

When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.

Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.

Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?

by Club 500 September 11, 2011

girl mustache

Female pubic hair shaved, with only a small Hitler mustache left.

She had a girl mustache down there, I didn't know whether to say "Heil Hitler" or "Hola, Maria".

by dingoangst October 28, 2007

Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

by John Durr August 19, 2008