Mastadon Bowl

A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.

"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.

by Highguy69420 April 1, 2010

Double Shoota Masta

The act of shooting up with heroin and ejaculating inside a girl at the same time.

That guy that shot in heroin while he shot out cum is a double shoota masta

by Yuts August 16, 2008

a mistake

the act of having sexual intercoarse, or anything sexual with large woman of any way shape or form. unless both of the parties are the same size. then in that case, have fun!

yo last night i got drunk at that party and had a mistake

by mcgudi April 28, 2007

The Mastadon

a sexual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. First, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. Then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you'll find out why shortly). Then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her vagina, while crying out "MASTADON!!".

I just gave that chick the mastadon from 40 fists away!

by Jimmy Jonga November 11, 2008

Masta

1.The epitomy of superior, a step beyond master.
2.Ghetto spelling of 'master'

1. Yo dawg, yo da Masta
2. Dang, my headmasta is real dookie

by Masta J June 6, 2004

MASTAH

Arrogant, self-centered, pompous ass. Likes to run around lineage2world and think hes the shit because he stole his mommy and daddys credit card to donate. Cheater, lier, enveious of BigSexy, originating from stockholm sweden this rare breed likes to fuck goats in the ass a custom to some mastahs,all think that they PWN IRL if they punk some 13 year old on the forums. They usually do not travel away from their parents untill they are around the age of 35. When cornering a mastah they tend to cry like a bitch, and they portray homosexual tendencies though most die virgins because the slight downsyndrome look they posess. Scientific name : Magnus Olsen

example 1:
jenny: Oh My God I went on this date last night.
allison: Really how was it?
Jenny: well the food was good but the guy was a total mastah.
allison: THATS HORRIBLE IM SORRY YOU POOR GIRL.

example 2:
dude stop being such a fucking mastah, you are scaring the chicks away

by LEETSKEET December 13, 2008

p masta

someone who is the masta of P.. of the "p masta" - P stands for many things.. like POO

colin is the poo masta

by M-Poo April 16, 2006